Hi there, Mrs. amazing. As usual, I start to stalk your blog again and I saw your post about the hamster, the nice guy. And now he is becoming a rock and becoming a bastard. As you know that bastard (Portuguese rock) disappeared yesterday because of his cellphone’s battery has drained and he fell asleep when he wait for your reply, yes he wait for 2 hours and fell asleep ._. Did the Portuguese rock haven’t told you why I don’t post on my blog again? I thought you listened what he said :( It’s okay, i will tell you what he said a few months ago. I never post anything on my blog because I think it’s too stupid, I don’t know what I must post again, I lost my passion to the blog. Maybe you checked my likes for many times, it never changed, right? Actually I never log on to my tumblr because I always use yours :)) And I always spend my time to the soul-eater, its 9gag! Okay, now I will update my blog again for you, but you have to help me find a nice blog to follow because the old blogs I follow are sucks.
And now I will tell you about the Portuguese rock’s recent post. Oh God you don’t have to worry about that post, honey. He told me that he only felt about it because of his short-temper, he doesn’t truly felt that! He said it’s an emosi sesaat! Honestly, he felt so angry when he saw your chat with that ridiculously gorgeous seaweed and then he created that post. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you what he really feel {} You don’t have to cry anymore, sweetheart. He said he’ll delete that emosi sesaat post and will fly into your arms and be with you till’ the end of time~. Stop it, it’s not funny. “Aku bodoh, berpura-pura tidak mengerti dengan semuanya padahal sudah tentu aku mengerti maksudnya. Aku mengerti apa yang dirasakannya, sangat.” Oh no! I think now he know you don’t really understand him. He told me that he don’t mind if you keep talk about that ridiculously gorgeous seaweed, but I’m sure he will be jealous and upset again if you still ….. with the seaweed.
Sekarang aku yang mau bilang ini. Maafkan aku meatball, walaupun begini tapi kamu telah salah menilaiku. Impas dong kalo begini….. Kalo soal yang terakhir itu aku udah tau kok, I know you love that bastard, and I’m pretty sure that bastard love you more than you love him. But you’ll never know cause he’ll never show. And one more thing, he always feel happy since he loved by an amazing woman like you, he is never sad but he’s petet. You don’t have to ask him where he is, cause he will always be around you, he built up a house and live deep inside your heart.
You think it’s an ultra-gay post? No, it’s still a better love story than Twilight.